Enter Our Spring Story Contest for Kids!

Spring Story Writing Contest for Kids

Hey, do you like to write? Then, enter this writing contest I am putting on with my mom! Be sure to leave me a comment telling me you participated!

Super Smarty Pants and The Inquisitive Mom are welcoming in Spring with a Writing Contest for Kids! If you are between the ages of 5 and 12, you are invited to submit a story starring your favorite animal or pet in our Spring Story Contest for Kids. Your story can be fiction or non-fiction and should be 350 words or less. You can have a parent help type out your story, but the writing should be your own work.

We will have two writing contests, divided by age. Each contest will have one winner. The winners will receive an awesome prize from our sponsors and have their stories published on our blogs. Thanks to our generous sponsors, we also have a third prize. Everyone who submits a story is eligible to enter for the third prize and we’ll draw a random winner at the end of the contest! The contest is open to residents of the United States and Canada.

Junior Story Contest (Ages 5 to 8)

Prize Includes

Senior Story Contest (Ages 9 to 12)

Prize Includes

Random Drawing Prize

To Enter the Writing Contest, Submit your story using the form below. Don’t forget to enter for the third prize using the Giveaway Tools form as well! You’ll need a parent or guardian to help you enter using their email address and Facebook account.

Disclosure: We did not receive products or monetary compensation for this post. Each entry will be assigned a number and judged anonymously. Giveaway open to US and Canadian Residents 5 to 12 who enter a story into the Spring Story Contest. Winner will be verified using random.org and notified via email. If no response is received in 48 hours, a new winner will be selected. Sponsors are responsible for prize fulfillment. The number of eligible entries received determines the odds of winning. Void where prohibited. Each entrant is only eligible to win 1 prize for the Spring Story Contest. Winner is subject to eligibility verification. Full Contest Rules available here.

They Poke You and They Joke You – That’s What They’re For!

 

They Poke You and THey Joke You

Get ready for a laughing marathon! I’ve got a lot of my best jokes – well, all of them – to tell you!

The first one goes like this:

Q: What did the shoes say to the brain?

A: The shoe says I run marathons, but why do you think mathathons?

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Q: What do you call a hamster who jumps up behind you and steals food?

A: Very squeaky! (instead of sneaky)

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Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup.

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Q: What does a cat call a person, place, or thing?

A: A Me-oun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get some egg-nog!

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Q: Why didn’t the decimal sit by the number on the plane?

A: Because there was no point in doing it.

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Q: What did the skeleton say to his smelly socks?

A: You make me a smelleton!

What’s your favorite joke? Comment and it’ll make my day!

PS My dad makes the worst jokes – like this one!

Q: What is brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

PSS

I forgot to put this joke on the list:

Q: What do you call a pig with no arms, legs, tail, or head?

A: Bacon

Created by Super Smarty Pants. Transcribed by Mom.

New Year Reveals Funny Faces & More!

Sometimes a new year isn’t just a new year. It’s a time when you watch the funny revealments of last year! One of the best ways to get your spirits up is making a video of the funny pictures from last year and adding some “get yourself up” music to it!

*Created by Super Smarty Pants. Transcribed by Mom.

magic

Super Smarty Pants Won

Magic can be really tragic! In the picture above, I Super Smarty Pants. turned a  hippo into a butterfly!

I got this doll on Christmas and it can record voices – watch the video to see what  happens with  my Dad!

My Dad can be magic, if you just put a doll with a recording voice next to him. His voice sounds just like, well, a weird robot trying to opera.

Magic can be in real life or just fake. Recording voices is fun! I even made her read “The Friend” yesterday! Sometimes I just beg my dad to say things into the doll, so I can hear the weird voice that sounds like a very deep voiced robot.

*Created by Super Smarty Pants. Transcribed by Mom.