They Poke You and They Joke You – That’s What They’re For!

 

They Poke You and THey Joke You

Get ready for a laughing marathon! I’ve got a lot of my best jokes – well, all of them – to tell you!

The first one goes like this:

Q: What did the shoes say to the brain?

A: The shoe says I run marathons, but why do you think mathathons?

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Q: What do you call a hamster who jumps up behind you and steals food?

A: Very squeaky! (instead of sneaky)

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Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup.

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Q: What does a cat call a person, place, or thing?

A: A Me-oun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get some egg-nog!

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Q: Why didn’t the decimal sit by the number on the plane?

A: Because there was no point in doing it.

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Q: What did the skeleton say to his smelly socks?

A: You make me a smelleton!

What’s your favorite joke? Comment and it’ll make my day!

PS My dad makes the worst jokes – like this one!

Q: What is brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

PSS

I forgot to put this joke on the list:

Q: What do you call a pig with no arms, legs, tail, or head?

A: Bacon

Created by Super Smarty Pants. Transcribed by Mom.

New Year Reveals Funny Faces & More!

Sometimes a new year isn’t just a new year. It’s a time when you watch the funny revealments of last year! One of the best ways to get your spirits up is making a video of the funny pictures from last year and adding some “get yourself up” music to it!

*Created by Super Smarty Pants. Transcribed by Mom.

magic

Super Smarty Pants Won

Magic can be really tragic! In the picture above, I Super Smarty Pants. turned a  hippo into a butterfly!

I got this doll on Christmas and it can record voices – watch the video to see what  happens with  my Dad!

My Dad can be magic, if you just put a doll with a recording voice next to him. His voice sounds just like, well, a weird robot trying to opera.

Magic can be in real life or just fake. Recording voices is fun! I even made her read “The Friend” yesterday! Sometimes I just beg my dad to say things into the doll, so I can hear the weird voice that sounds like a very deep voiced robot.

*Created by Super Smarty Pants. Transcribed by Mom.