Get ready for a laughing marathon! I’ve got a lot of my best jokes – well, all of them – to tell you!
The first one goes like this:
Q: What did the shoes say to the brain?
A: The shoe says I run marathons, but why do you think mathathons?
Q: What do you call a hamster who jumps up behind you and steals food?
A: Very squeaky! (instead of sneaky)
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup.
Q: What does a cat call a person, place, or thing?
A: A Me-oun.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get some egg-nog!
Q: Why didn’t the decimal sit by the number on the plane?
A: Because there was no point in doing it.
Q: What did the skeleton say to his smelly socks?
A: You make me a smelleton!
What’s your favorite joke? Comment and it’ll make my day!
PS My dad makes the worst jokes – like this one!
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
I forgot to put this joke on the list:
Q: What do you call a pig with no arms, legs, tail, or head?
Created by Super Smarty Pants. Transcribed by Mom.